sábado, junho 11, 2005

As Psy Crónicas (2) - Skazi ataca de novo!

E para aqueles, que com o texto anterior, ainda duvidarem da grandeza do nosso amado mestre Skazi e da sua incontestável revelação enquanto Messias dos nossos tempos,aqui fica mais uma prova de como ele irá ajudar os nossos irmãos judeus a libertarem-se da ameaça muçulmana com as suas killaaargh tracks!

Vejam bem este artigo,encontrado algures noutro forum da internet,que demonstra o seu poder a nivel musical.É de facto uma perfeita demonstração da sua magnificiencia!Estejam atentos aos próximos capitulos,pois certamente irão haver mais desenvolvimentos nos próximos tempos!

Long Life to lord Skazi!
Killaaargh

NEW SKAZI TRACK USED AS A WEAPON!!!

Israel May Use New Sound Weapon on Settlers
'The Scream' Uses Specific Audio Frequency to Disable Protesters
By AMY TEIBEL, AP

AP
This Palestinian youth felt the effects of "The Scream" during a protest on the West Bank last week.

JERUSALEM (June 10) - Israel is considering using an unusual new weapon against Jewish settlers who resist this summer's Gaza Strip evacuation - a device that emits penetrating bursts of sound that leaves targets reeling with dizziness and nausea.

Security forces could employ the weapon to overcome resistance without resorting to force, their paramount aim. But experts warn that the effects of prolonged exposure are unknown.

The army employed the new device, which it dubbed "The Scream," at a recent violent demonstration by Palestinians and Jewish sympathizers against Israel's West Bank separation barrier.

Protesters covered their ears and grabbed their heads, overcome by dizziness and nausea, after the vehicle-mounted device began sending out bursts of audible, but not loud, sound at intervals of about 10 seconds. An Associated Press photographer at the scene said that even after he covered his ears, he continued to hear the sound ringing in his head.

A military official said the device emits a special frequency that targets the inner ear. Exposure for several minutes at close range could cause auditory damage, but the noise is too intolerable for people to remain in the area for that long, he said.

Another official, also speaking on condition of anonymity because of his sensitive position, said the device hasn't been tested on subjects for hours at a time, so he couldn't discuss effects from prolonged exposure.

He said there was no direct connection between the recent introduction of "The Scream" and the forcible removal of settlers who resist evacuation orders, which is to begin in mid-August. But he didn't rule out the possibility of using it to root out settlers if persuasion fails.

The other official said "The Scream" could be used if protesters march on Gaza settlements or take up military positions.

"The whole issue of non-lethal is viewed from a desire not to get into a situation where soldiers are in distress and the consequences would be harsher than expected," he explained.

He said the military is still evaluating the device's debut performance in the field.

John Pike, director of the GlobalSecurity.org think tank in Alexandria, Va., said he believed last Friday's demonstration was the first case of such technology making it out of the laboratory and into the field. He said the U.S. and possibly China and Russia are developing acoustic weapons.

"I'm not aware of any other agency that is actively using it at this point," Pike said.

The military offered few details on the device, but Pike said he assumed it worked on very low frequencies that set off resonance in the inner ear. He said he was unaware of potential damage besides possible hearing loss.

Though the military refused to comment, Pike said the device probably sends its sound waves out in a specific direction, protecting the soldiers behind it.

"Most governments don't face large-scale demonstrations with a potential for lethal violence," he said. "So I think I would look to Israeli security forces to be an innovator in the non-lethal arena, simply because of the unique challenges it faces in the crowd control arena."

The military officials said Israel is constantly trying to bring new non-lethal weapons into the field but wouldn't disclose details. Its current arsenal includes tear gas as well as rubber-coated steel bullets, which have caused dozens of Palestinian fatalities.

Critics say Israel, with all its military technology savvy, should have done more in the years since the first Palestinian uprising began in 1987 to develop non-lethal weapons for use against hostile Palestinian masses.

Troops often turn to live fire, sometimes against teenage Palestinian stone-throwers. Police, too, used deadly force in October 2000 to put down rioting by Israeli Arabs at the start of the second Palestinian uprising. Thirteen Israeli Arabs were killed in those riots, and a commission of inquiry found that police used excessive force.

Israel's B'Tselem human rights group says Israeli security officers don't come equipped to police protests. "Although they could have anticipated they would have to disperse crowds, they didn't equip themselves with non-lethal means," spokeswoman Sarit Michaeli said.

Weapons they do have, such as rubber-coated bullets, are misused - fired, for example, at too close a range, Michaeli said. The rubber-coated bullets can be lethal from close range.

Pike said the reason there aren't more non-lethal weapons available worldwide is because it is difficult to achieve both safety and effectiveness.

"The number of things that are genuinely effective at crowd control and substantially less lethal than lethal weapons - it's a pretty short list," he said.

Weapons like pepper gas wouldn't put off a determined crowd, Pike said. Something like sticky foam might keep people out of a building, "but if I'm talking about controlling a mob in a city square, it just doesn't enter into play," he said.

Israel's past efforts to develop non-lethal crowd dispersal weapons included a gravel-spewing machine introduced and quickly abandoned during the first Palestinian uprising.

As Psy Crónicas (1)

Aqui vai um texto que eu encontrei no forum,do único e incontornável,Skazi!Parece que os seus incontestaveis fãs tinham mesmo razão,pois este é na realidade o novo messias!

As provas dadas abaixo deixam poucas dúvidas e retiram qualquer possibilidade de refutação por quem quer que seja!

Posto isto,deixo-vos abaixo o texto original na integra,para que vejam com os vossos próprios olhos a verdade acerca deste prodigio dos dancefloors e para que abram os vossos corações,almas,espiritos e tudo mais aquilo que desejaram deixar em aberto,para que se sintam iluminados pela luz emitida por este ser sobre-natural e se convertam á sua ideologia!

Peço apenas desculpa ao nosso grande mestre Skazi,por não o traduzir na integra para a lingua portuguesa,mas até o nosso novo messias terá que compreender que eu tenho bem mais que fazer do que estar a traduzir estes textos.

Killaaargh!

SKAZI DECLARED THE NEW MESSIAH!!!

The global public in uproar at shocking allegation by Mazel Tov Times, well known supersatr dj and killaaargh music production legend, Skazi, is the Chosen One. Top rabbis and pharisees have been locked in emergency talks for past 48 hour to discuss possible outcome of recent development. Leading government officials are to decide the fate of Skazi in parliamentary vote tomorrow, on basis of the report from rabbinical inquest, and expected to hand over him for tribuneral at Hague or perhaps UN.

Eyewitness give the conflicting reports, sighting of the mysterious guru snorting the coke and doing live brutal remix of Kylie, at numerous gay bar around the country.

Experts point to the distinctive similarity between Skazi and the last instance of alleged Messiah. In exlusive interview with Times, Prof. Satisfaction from the Metallica Institute for Comparative Religion, say "both Skazi and the Jesus are Jewish guru, specializing in the esoteric Quabbalah. Little is known about what Skazi doing between age of 12 and 30, but we think he train with secretive bass-sect in nearby Sinai mountain - honing the production skills and advanced training on the technics SL1200, with wanted bass terrorist Beat-o-Fobia. Besides", claims Prof. Satisfaction, "both Jesus and the Skazi has long hair and enjoy popular support among crowds of debased shitfucks. Jesus was pulling like 5000 people per sermon, and Skazi is already past that number, especially at the larger, commercial festivals. The danger of these kinds of leaders turning crowds of unsuspecting groovers into psychotic fanatics cannot be underestimated as a threat to our national security".

The Secretary of the State, Mr. I. M. Sellout, expressed his concerns yesterday in address to the nation, live on MTV channel. "We have volatile situation in our hands. Our collective consciousness as whole is not ready to move on from the proggy groove to the nirvana of killaaaargh bass-torture and annihilating riffs. If the Skazi music be released on any more compilations, we could face epidemic no longer curable with even strongest progressive releases". He also noted that "Jesus didn't dance, but his beat goes on. The problem we face is that Skazi can bust killaaargh moves on unsuspecting floor at any time, so we redoubling security at clubs around the country. Just think of the future generations for the next 2000 years".

There has been also unconfirmed reports that inbetween writing tracks for new album, Skazi has been conferred 33rd degree of Scottish Rite Freemasonry, is now in possession of Philosophers Stone and have acquired the mastery of Enochian Magik. One of our covert sources, working from the inside of Skazi fan cult, alleges the guru is mustering powers of Choronzon for final showdown, to bringing the killaaaargh bassline and democracy to Skazi loving people everywhere. Leading trance expertologist, Mr. Neo-Fullon, who have been following the Skazi for some years, is more skeptical about such claim. "We have the evidence that Skazi can demolish dancefloor and substantial part of trance scene - but whether he can cause Armaggedon, we wait and see".

Meanwhile, Skazi zealots are gathering for crystal-meth fuellued vigil outside public offices and buildings, shouting anti-progressive slogans and threatening to revolt if demands for early promo copies of latest Skazi with Celine Dion collaboration are not met. "We just need killaaaargh remixes of cutting edge, undergroud vocalists", shouts one angry protester. "It is government conspiracy", claims a speed-fucked youth in his 20's, "now everyone see Skazi is Messiah, the CIA try sabotage release of latest record." Numerous others chime in, shouting "down with Judas".

The CIA denies any involvement, citing that bugging the Skazi studio was hard enough, with officers either resigning or go insane by listening to the tapes.

The world watches with trepidation tonight as the unfolding Skazi saga may claim many decent acts and young fans yet. Many countries have upgraded their killaaaargh bassline alert to red, with citizens expected to carry earplug at all times in case of surprise bass onslaught by the Skazi forces. Diplomatic efforts by religious and secular groups alike are being intensified to avoid confrontation, hoping to settle compromise on some watered down version of full on.